A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life Or That I Believe In It Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That Im Actually Gonna Do It Or That I Believe In It Well Shit If You Believe That Then Ill Kill You You Know Why Cuz Im A Criminal Criminal You God Damn Right Im A Criminal Yeah Im A Criminal Eminem My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge Thatll Stab You In The Head Whether Youre A Fag Or Lez Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answers Yes Homophobic Nah Youre Just Heterophobic Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh Thats My Motherfuckin Balls Youd Better Let Go Of Em They Belong In My Scrotum Youll Never Get Hold Of Em Hey Its Me Versace Whoops Somebody Shot Me And I Was Just Checkin The Mail Get It Checkin The male How Many Records You Expectin To Sell After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail Cmon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car And A Prostitute While My Wifes Sick In The Hospital Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher You Cant Reach Me My Mom Cant Neither You Cant Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable And You Aint Able To Stop These Thoughts You Cant Stop Me From Toppin These Charts And You Cant Stop Me From Droppin Each March With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin Retards Duhhh And To Think Its Just Little Ol Me Mr Dont Give A Fuck Still Wont Leave Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x Im A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One Im A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One Eminem My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She Dont Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me Im A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed But How The Fuck You Sposed To Grow Up When You Werent Raised So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You Up Quicker Than Youd Wanna Fuck Me Up For Sayin The Word My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk Off Of His Own Employee Now Dont Ignore Me You Wont Avoid Me You Cant Miss Me Im White Blonde Haired And My Nose Is Pointy Im The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die In Plane Crashes And Laughs As Long As It Aint Happened To Him Slim Shady Im As Crazy As Em Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniacs In Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldnt Make It Today Hes A Little Under The Weather So Im Takin His Place Mm Mm Mmm Oh Thats Dre With An Ak To His Face Dont Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place I Told You Dre You Shouldve Kept That Thang Put Away I Guess Thatll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh Im A Criminal Interlude Skit Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherfucker Get The Motherfuckin Money And Get The Fuck Up Outta There /Em Aight /Ill Be Right Here Waitin On You Em Aight Yo Em Em What Dont Kill Nobody This Time Em Awwright God Damn Fuck Whistling How You Doin Teller Hi How Can I Help You Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl Teller Okay Eminem Put The Fuckin Money In The Bag Bitch And I Wont Kill You Teller What Oh My God Dont Kill Me Eminem Im Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around Teller Dont Kill Me Please Dont Kill Me Eminem I Said Im Not Gonna Fuckin Kill You Hurry The Fuck Up Boom Thank You Eminem Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It So Ill Be Disguised In It And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It Ill Hide For Five Minutes Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets This Puppys Lucky I Didnt Blast His Ass Yet If I Ever Gave A Fuck Id Shave My Nuts Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck You Motherfuckin Chickens Aint Brave Enough To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass And If Its Not A Rapper That I Make It As Bima Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason Mask Chorus 2x Im A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One Im A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One Im A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One Im A Criminal Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One Im A Criminal 下歌詞5nd
[ti:criminal] [ar:eminem] [al:The Marshall Mathers] [by:(5nd音樂網(wǎng))5nd] [offset:500] [00:05.09]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions [00:08.87]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records [00:12.37]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life [00:17.37]Or That I Believe In It [00:20.06]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That [00:23.32]Im Actually Gonna Do It [00:25.92]Or That I Believe In It [00:28.89]Well Shit If You Believe That [00:32.70]Then Ill Kill You [00:35.58]You Know Why [00:37.52]Cuz Im A [00:37.71] [00:38.11] Criminal [00:42.45]Criminal [00:45.58]You God Damn Right [00:46.99]Im A Criminal [00:51.56]Yeah Im A Criminal [00:56.10] [00:56.74] Eminem [00:57.15]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge [00:58.68]Thatll Stab You In The Head [00:59.97]Whether Youre A Fag Or Lez [01:01.22]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest [01:03.37]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answers Yes [01:05.84]Homophobic Nah Youre Just Heterophobic [01:08.23]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh [01:10.45]Thats My Motherfuckin Balls Youd Better Let Go Of Em [01:13.01]They Belong In My Scrotum Youll Never Get Hold Of Em [01:15.35]Hey Its Me Versace [01:16.54]Whoops Somebody Shot Me [01:17.73]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail [01:19.13]Get It Checkin The male [01:20.39]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell [01:22.38]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail [01:24.74]Cmon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men [01:27.02]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men [01:29.81]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus [01:32.03]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons [01:34.60]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car [01:36.56]And A Prostitute While My Wifes Sick In The Hospital [01:39.03]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher [01:41.28]You Cant Reach Me My Mom Cant Neither [01:44.06]You Cant Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause [01:46.18]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable [01:48.41]And You Aint Able To Stop These Thoughts [01:50.84]You Cant Stop Me From Toppin These Charts [01:53.19]And You Cant Stop Me From Droppin Each March [01:55.43]With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin Retards [01:57.79]Duhhh And To Think Its Just Little Ol Me [01:59.94]Mr Dont Give A Fuck Still Wont Leave [02:02.05] [02:02.42] Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x [02:02.83] Im A Criminal [02:03.58]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime [02:05.92]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal [02:07.64]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [02:09.73]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One [02:11.67] Im A Criminal [02:12.40]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime [02:14.65]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal [02:16.76]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [02:18.93]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One [02:20.90] [02:21.20]Eminem [02:21.67]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed [02:23.28]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed [02:25.58]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She [02:27.94]Dont Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me [02:30.16]Im A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed [02:32.88]But How The Fuck You Sposed To Grow Up When You Werent Raised [02:35.34]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller [02:37.59]My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger [02:40.01]I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You Up Quicker [02:42.10]Than Youd Wanna Fuck Me Up For Sayin The Word [02:44.60]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral [02:46.98]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk [02:49.22]Off Of His Own Employee [02:50.21]Now Dont Ignore Me You Wont Avoid Me [02:51.61]You Cant Miss Me Im White Blonde Haired [02:53.42]And My Nose Is Pointy [02:54.30]Im The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die [02:56.26]In Plane Crashes And Laughs [02:57.61]As Long As It Aint Happened To Him [02:59.13]Slim Shady Im As Crazy As Em [03:00.84]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniacs In [03:02.96]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldnt Make It Today [03:05.49]Hes A Little Under The Weather So Im Takin His Place [03:08.00]Mm Mm Mmm Oh Thats Dre With An Ak To His Face [03:10.21]Dont Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place [03:12.77]I Told You Dre You Shouldve Kept That Thang Put Away [03:15.13]I Guess Thatll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh [03:17.53]Im A Criminal [03:18.12] [03:19.75]Interlude Skit [03:21.75]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherfucker [03:24.35]Get The Motherfuckin Money And Get The Fuck Up Outta There [03:26.76]/Em Aight /Ill Be Right Here Waitin On You [03:28.57]Em Aight [03:29.43]Yo Em [03:30.23]Em What [03:30.70]Dont Kill Nobody This Time [03:32.08]Em Awwright God Damn Fuck [03:35.04]Whistling How You Doin [03:40.51]Teller Hi How Can I Help You [03:41.80]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl [03:43.27]Teller Okay [03:45.69]Eminem Put The Fuckin Money In The Bag Bitch [03:46.64]And I Wont Kill You [03:48.06]Teller What Oh My God Dont Kill Me [03:49.04]Eminem Im Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around [03:50.31]Teller Dont Kill Me Please Dont Kill Me [03:51.02]Eminem I Said Im Not Gonna Fuckin Kill You [03:52.55]Hurry The Fuck Up Boom Thank You [03:54.78] [03:55.19] Eminem [03:55.59]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It [03:57.27]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It [03:59.81]So Ill Be Disguised In It [04:01.35]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It [04:03.32]Ill Hide For Five Minutes [04:04.57]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness [04:06.66]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business [04:09.21]Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets [04:11.72]This Puppys Lucky I Didnt Blast His Ass Yet [04:14.06]If I Ever Gave A Fuck Id Shave My Nuts [04:16.20]Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck [04:18.76]You Motherfuckin Chickens Aint Brave Enough [04:20.96]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut [04:23.67]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up [04:25.61]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass [04:27.96]And If Its Not A Rapper That I Make It As [04:30.47]Bima Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason Mask [04:32.78] [04:33.05]Chorus 2x [04:33.43] Im A Criminal [04:34.27]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime [04:35.65]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal [04:37.90]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [04:40.19]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One [04:42.27] Im A Criminal [04:42.64]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime [04:44.90]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal [04:47.17]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [04:49.56]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One [04:51.91] Im A Criminal [04:52.38]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime [04:54.48]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal [04:56.57]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [04:59.25]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One [05:01.09]Im A Criminal [05:01.60]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime [05:04.11]To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal [05:06.08]But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [05:08.36]And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One [05:10.33]Im A Criminal [00:00.05]下歌詞5nd